20 Reasons Why You Should Never Own Dachshunds

Seriously, why is everyone so obsessed with these creatures? We think Dachshunds are atrocious animals.

We have decided to forward proofs to support this argument and deter you from making your life a living hell.

Here are 14 reasons why you should never adopt such monsters.

#1 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.

dachshunds mother and puppy sleeping on the floor
Dreaming of treats

#2 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.

dachshunds walking in the garden
Don’t underestimate my cute feet!

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